?smart chicken July 23, 2009 By JD in Crazy!, Stores and Shops Tags: chicken, smart chicken 4 Comments Do you prefer dumb or smart chickens? Either way New Leaf market has you covered as they now carry “smart chicken” (in addition to “smart water”) According to a New Leaf employee, smart chickens are called smart because they are killed by being provided a fatal does of Nitrous Oxide. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Like Loading...